Arre: The Campaign

The day starts with the Forsaken searching out The Maw from among the surfeit of pillars in the karst. A flock of avians is detected; they prove to be a group of harpies, looking to introduce us to the True Oracle of Eris. The leader introduces herself as Serafina, and mayhem is not her desire, Rath...

Welcome Nick? I don't know, that harpy picture in the monster manual is kinda hot...

Pretor shrugged, "If I knew that 'thirds' would bother you, I would have let you go before me. I assumed she was determining order, though. A half-elf and a virgin squire is practically the same as 'firsts',especially if all you've ever done is prostitutes"'

three, huh? and in our weakened state...maybe the eyepatch...don't you have something eye-related, Xander? Can Amadeus horn divine another plane? I have that thing from Frostarr, but it's useless-I tried.

We found a doorway in the forest with claw marks and we never properly tested it. The short guys decided to plink it and we left it behind in a worse state than it was...you know, the valuable eye patch we got might be magic, since we know Buddy Bears were on to something...what if one of us slept w...

"All I was doing was conducting research", said Pretor to no one in particular. "I don't deserve to be continually derided by the rest of you and neither does Amadeus. Using EtA was certainly a mistake and I won't do it again. However, I do need to tell you all that I was given a hint to our present...

Present dilemma: We lose max hit points and don't get long rests Shit we could do about our present dilemma that didn't get tried: KId Rock Solution -sleep during day and move at night just like the evil fucks we are. See what happens then. Cuddle up with Pretor: My character gets up after a SR and ...

After a rest from last week's action, the Nessian Chord moves through the Silverwood. They encounter a lovely woman, clothed only in her hair, and flanked by two large jungle cats. After ensuring that she and her feline companions are not dangerous, they converse with the woman, whose name is Marah....

so then short or long rests are granted by the DM without player input AND our spider battle didn't interrupt our long rest?

if we're still standing next to them since I was actually conversing, I'll say "calm down this happens all the time" and cast dissonant whispers